Monday, November 15, 2010

GIR

There was this time when we were in our 2nd year. pediatrics was nothing but 2-3 hours spent joblessly in one of the halls in Attavar. Batchmates were either reading, chatting, sleeping or sitting doing nothing.
Rajiv, our friend was sitting with someone else watching a few explicit videos on a camera phone( a Nokia 6600, if i'm not mistaken)
Mr X lion was sitting behind Rajiv. Mr. X is a bit of a loud mouth. and always finds some reason to speak to someone about himself or his kind, regarding some stupid topic. and since he's burly and well built, nobody likes to mess wtih him. so whats the way out?
tolerate.
so thats what everyone's being doing with him since time immemorial. Rajiv, as you must know by now, is a reasonably whacky fellow.
Mr. X: "ey, Rajiv, what're you watching?"
Rajiv: (doesnt look back) no answer.
Mr. X: "oye rajiv! tell what you're watching no?"
(chiding tone, almost insulting)
Rajiv: (no answer) engrossed with the video.
Mr. X: (taps Rajiv's shoulder) " Ay, tell what you're watching!"
Rajiv turns around in one swift motion, and says:
" Your Mother!!"
Mr X: (goes red in the face)
Nobody's EVER ever insulted him.
nobody's EVER spoken back to him.
batchmates around the both of them begin to have amused smiles on their faces, but nobody
laughs.
Mr. X: "rajiv what did you say?"
Rajiv: (his back towards Mr X, watching the video trying to avoid him for obvious reasons)
Mr. X:" Rajiv, what did u say?"
Rajiv:(still no reply)
Mr. X: "Rajive, i will fuck you and your entire family, right now and here!"
the tension in the air was almost palpable. an impending fight was in the air.
then SUDDENLY, a PG walks inside to take attendance.
Thank God for him, the incident was forgotten.
and everybody dispersed.

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